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RASSLIN' BOOK TAKES MCMAHON TO THE MAT
(By Mike Jenkinson, Edmonton Sun, February 24, 2003)

The old saying about those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it has never been more fitting when applied to Vince McMahon.

The gruff owner of World Wrestling Entertainment - formerly the World Wrestling Federation - is without a doubt the most successful professional wrestling promoter who has ever lived. Over the last 20 years, he's turned his father's regional wrestling league - that was centred in the northeastern United States - into a worldwide powerhouse that is now the only remaining major wrestling troupe in North America.

Yet in the course of his conquests, McMahon was losing money hand-over-fist in the mid-'90s and is currently watching his promotion sink slowly into red ink once again.

And that's where the "doomed to repeat it" axiom comes in, because as Edmontonian Scott Keith explains in his new book Tonight ... in This Very Ring, McMahon conquered the wrestling world almost by accident. While he was successful in driving rival promotions out of business in the 1980s, a series of scandals contributed to a dwindling WWF fanbase in the 1990s just as his arch-rival organization, World Championship Wrestling, caught fire and overtook the WWF as the No. 1 promotion in North America.

But WCW made a huge series of promotional errors that eventually led to McMahon regaining his top spot in the wrestling wars and ultimately buying WCW for the equivalent of pocket change.

And then, notes Keith, McMahon turned around and copied every stupid idea WCW ever had, contributing to the current decline of his own product. For a genius, McMahon isn't always the smartest guy around.

Keith's second wrestling book is a sort-of sequel to his 2001 debut, The Buzz on Professional Wrestling that was more of a primer on wrestling for new fans, offering a quick history of the pseudo-sport and a series of biographical sketches of the biggest wrestling stars of the last 20 years.

Back with a book focused solely on McMahon's empire, Tonight is billed as a "fan's history" because that's what it is: the 28-year-old Keith is a lifelong wrestling fan who has made his name as one of the Internet's top wrestling writers. Hey, scoff all you want, but he's being paid real money by real publishing houses to write books on wrestling. So more power to him. (Disclaimer time: I've known Keith for a long time. I think he's funny and a great writer. I'm biased. Deal with it.)

The book takes a sarcastic and opinionated look at the WWF's recent history, chronicling the highs and lows (and there were more of the latter than the former) of McMahon's ongoing attempts to sell his unique brand of "sports entertainment" to the masses.

What Keith shows is that McMahon's real talent has always been to steal concepts that work in other wrestling promotions and adapt them to his own product.

The problem, of course, is that now McMahon essentially has no competition. And without new concepts or wrestlers who have already become big stars in other promotions to steal, McMahon has spent the last two year's floundering, watching his monopoly promotion shrink in value on the stock market as his TV ratings and pay-per-view buy rates fall.

To that end, the best part of Tonight is its afterword, which amounts to a three-page prescription for the company's creative problems that should be mandatory reading for every person in the now-monikered WWE who is involved in the writing and production of its product. It's almost scary how a 28-year-old fan can figure out what's wrong with the promotion better than the folks who actually run it.

The only real nit to pick, and it's hardly Keith's fault, was that he finished the book a year ago and a series of publishing delays kept it from hitting the market until now. While it makes his narrative history slightly more dated than it should be, fortunately it does nothing to undercut his accurate analysis of why the company is experiencing its current doldrums.

With Tonight having barely hit the shelves, Keith has already started work on his third book, which will pick up where Tonight left off and continue his look at the ongoing evolution of Vince McMahon's wrestling empire.

Tonight ... in This Very Ring is available through all major booksellers, including Amazon.com and Chapters and Indigo bookstores.
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BOBBY THE BRAIN: WRESTLING’S BAD BOY TELLS ALL
(By Wes Lukowsky, The Booklist, September 1, 2002)

Heenan, Bobby and Anderson, Steve. Bobby the Brain: Wrestling's Bad Boy Tells All. Sept. 2002. 208p. illus. Triumph, $19.95.

Heenan has been involved in professional wrestling since the 1960s. He's worked empty small-town arenas where a curtain with painted-on faces was used to simulate a packed house for the television audience. He's worked prime-time network television. Jesse Ventura and Hulk Hogan are among his peers and sometimes clients. Heenan's ongoing role has been that of manager, and if you know the "sport," you know that managers usually show up in a suit, tout their guy, and then wind up in the ring after insults are exchanged. It's all high drama or low theater, and it has played very well to more than a few generations of 13-year-old boys. Heenan relates 30-plus years of often-hilarious, self-deprecating anecdotes, profiling along the way some of the unique individuals attracted to this hybrid of sports and soap opera. Heenan even gets a bit personal, revealing his search for long-lost family members and reflecting on his ongoing battle with cancer. A very entertaining memoir from a man who's been on the inside of a uniquely American entertainment medium.
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IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING ... SOMETIMES
By Scott Williams

I don’t know if Jerry Lawler has a split personality, but his book certainly does.

About 80 percent of "It’s Good to Be the King … Sometimes" is an interesting look about Lawler’s rise from being an artist with aspirations of being a lower-rung wrestler to the man known as the king of wrestling in Memphis in the 1980s.

Lawler tells some great stories about the territorial era of wrestling, which was at its peak when Lawler was, in the 1970s and 1980s.

The last chapters of the book, however, range from pitiful to downright creepy.

Lawler details (and I do mean "details") his relationship and breakup with Stacy Carter, known to WWE fans as The Kat. Even sadder than the breakup story (she left him after he temporarily lost his WWF job, which he gave up after the company fired her) is how Lawler attempted to rebound from it.

The book chronicles Lawler’s quest for a new valet, only he is looking for much more than someone to handle his crown and jacket at ringside. Lawler describes using a talent agent almost as a pimp, auditioning prospective girlfriends with promises of fame and travel.

I guess you should give Lawler points for not holding anything back, but some of his autobiography lands squarely into "too much information" territory.

Still, the bulk of "It’s Good to Be the King … Sometimes" is an interesting look a the bygone era of regional wrestling through the eyes of one of the brightest guys in wrestling, and I recommend picking it up. I also recommend skipping everything after the end of Chapter 29.

During his career as a top wrestler in the south, Lawler came up with a number of great gimmicks for matches and wrestlers.

One of the most enduring was his 1982 concept for a new monster to oppose him in Memphis.

Lawler has read about a Doctor Kimala doing research in Uganda, and he hit upon a brainstorm. That brainstorm combined with veteran wrestler James Harris to make Kamala, the Ugandan warrior. Kamala wreaked havoc throughout the Tennessee, Mid-South and Texas areas of the 1980s, and became a frequent opponent of Andre the Giant and Hulk Hogan in the early days of the WWF’s national expansion. He was seen most recently on the nationwide stage at Wrestlemania 17 in 2001, where he got a thunderous crowd ovation that belied how long he had been out of the national spotlight.

These days, Kamala is not active regularly, but is still available to rain destruction and menace on a per-night basis.

Scott E. Williams is a news reporter and a longtime wrestling fan.
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THE 'NEW' WRESTLING REVUE

(Reviewed Feb. 2, 2003 by J Michael Kenyon)

For someone who's been stirring around wrestling nostalgia since Truman was president, I'm not much of a collector. I have only a few mementos from a half century of following and researching professional wrestling ... autographed pics of Lou Thesz & Verne Gagne, one or two favorite show posters, unsigned pictures of Wild Bull Curry and Maurice Tillet (French Angel), and a couple, panoramic-lens shots of old Kiel Auditorium and the Arena in St. Louis, filled to capacity, with Wild Bill Longson in the ring, along with fellow main-eventers Thesz and the Swedish Angel, circa mid-'40s. Oh, and a few magazines: some of the N.W.A. Official Wrestling series from the early '50s and a few of Stanley Weston's pathfinding Wrestling Revues, dating from 1959 on, and even the first issue of Weston's sort-lived Wrestling Illustrated from January 1965.

But I think I'm going to add Brian Bukantis' revived Wrestling Revue to the list of "savers."

I can still recall my excitement, as a 16-year-old, when WR first hit the stands. There previously had been entire magazines devoted to wrestling -- but not many, and with nowhere near the production values of WR. Weston, who had warmed to the task by publishing the equally slick Boxing Illustrated-Wrestling News, gave us that featured the best mat photography in the world at that time. The work of Bob Verlin and Bob Sabre was incomparable. Every issue had two or three pages of concise, punchy (and real) letters from readers, ratings and full-page advertisements prompting us to buy back issues of BIWN or WR. (Did you know that the Kangaroos and Paul Anderson were featured in the first BIWN in December '58?)

As I write this, I'm glancing backward through Steve Yohe's favorite WR, the April 1963 issue which had "The Sensational Destroyer" on the cover. On page 63 is a classic shot of The Sheik, looking very Sheik-like in the dressing room. Bill Miller -- "From MILLER to MR. 'M' -- and Back Again" -- is featured inside, with a lovely group of candid pics. An epic array of action photos from the Dec. 8, 1962 "Lord Layton International Tournament' begins on page 48 (Lewin, Torres, Blassie, Jonathan, et al, in furious poses). Dick and Wilma Beyer and their boys -- "HOME LIFE OF A DESTROYER" -- is on page 29. Profiles of six midget stars -- Farmer McGruder, Chico Santana, Little Boy Blue, French Semard, Pee Wee Lopez and Tiny Bell -- grace pages 26 to 28. Blood and guts galore is the theme of a pictorial display of a wild match in San Angelo, Tex., between Cowboy Bob Ellis and El Mephisto (Frankie Cain), opening on page 22. "THE KILLER'S FRANTIC SEARCH FOR PEACE" -- Walter Kowalski is followed around by the WR cameras -- is on page 16. And Benji Ramirez -- "MUMMY WITHOUT WRAPPINGS" -- is revealed as the man inside wrestling's most uncomfortable work clothes, beginning on page 8. And every issue was just as fascinating to a staunch young wrestling buff like myself.

Fast forward 40 -- F-O-R-T-Y -- years (time flies when you're having fun) and Bukantis, who's been around the wrestling business for almost all that time, is out with the January-March 2003 issue of Wrestling Revue. Via a complicated transaction, whereby Bukantis purchased the Pro Wrestling Enterprises library/catalog from longtime publisher Norman Kietzer, WR has been revived. It's being aimed, remarkably in a day where demographic decisions are the backbone of marketing, at a select audience ... and one not too much larger, I would guess, than all of us 16-turned-60 year olds who cut our wrestling magazine teeth in the '60s and '70s -- and still can't get enough.

The debut issue features Rowdy Roddy Piper -- "I COULD SAVE PRO WRESTLING" -- and all sorts of good stuff, including a two-page spread on Tony Vellano's blossoming Pro Wrestling Hall of Fame in Schenectady NY, interviews with Superstar Billy Graham and Bobby Heenan, Mike DuPree's column about wrestling nostalgia sites on the Internet, a preview of Greg Oliver's long-awaited tribute to Canadian wrestlers, and a splendid variety of "pages from the programs." The latter includes such old arena titles as Super-Pro Wrestling, Major League Wrestling, All-Star Championship Wrestling, The Ringsider, Big Time Wrestling, A.W.A. All Star Wrestling, Stranglehold and Body Press (the latter two upon which Bukantis cut his publishing teeth).

Oh, and there is even a reprint from Boxing Illustrated-Wrestling News of June 1959: "DON LEO JONATHAN ... WRESTLING'S 'MR. BIG' ... pretty prescient stuff, now that Don Leo is about to be honored at CAC 2003. Still other features number Percival A. Friend's "And That's the Way It Was," and a piece by Kietzer himself, amply illustrated, describing "The Patriot," the cartoon series illustrated by a (very) young Jerry Lawler.

Those of us who loved that era, and who love to wallow in the memory of it, can only hope that Bukantis' target audience will be enhanced by a fewer of the younger mat buffs, those who better remember Ric Flair than Buddy Rogers ... but who appreciate Nature Boys, and good wrestling mags, for all seasons.

(For subscription and other info, check out the new Wrestling Revue web site here.)
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WRESTLER ADMITS HE’S NOT SO INCREDIBLE ANYMORE, BUT SAYS HIS CAREER ISN’T OVER
(By Aaron Wherry, National Post, January 2, 2003)

In the first sentence of his new biography, Hulk Hogan refers to himself as the "Babe Ruth of wrestling." The lofty title is not merely a bit of aggrandizing for a man whose job demands an affinity for self-promotion and larger-than-life character creation; the Babe Ruth label is testament to his legendary status within the wrestling industry and permanent place in the pop-culture lexicon.

Just as the Sultan of Swat changed America's pastime, the man with the 24-inch biceps who told kids to take their vitamins and say their prayers changed America's most guilty of guilty pleasures.

In the 1980s, Hulk Hogan was the biggest attraction in wrestling mogul Vince McMahon's three-ring circus of muscle-bound giants and freaks. As the World Wrestling Federation (now World Wrestling Entertainment after a messy legal dispute with the World Wildlife Fund) champion, he sold out hockey arenas and football stadiums, body-slammed Andre the Giant, scored movie roles in middle-of-the-road star vehicles, made red-and-yellow tights fashionable and generated millions of dollars for himself and the company.

But in a new decade, the WWF decided it needed a new generation of stars. It dumped Hogan, only to see him sign with the rival World Championship Wrestling and turn it into, for a brief time, the No. 1 wrestling company. But after WCW was swallowed up by WWE, Hogan was left without a main event ring to headline.

In hopes of one last run, McMahon brought him back into the fold, and the fans, by now used to the middle fingers and over-sexed vignettes of WWE, welcomed back their hero with a warmth not even Hogan expected. After a triumphant performance last March in Toronto at Wrestlemania, popularly referred to as the industry's Super Bowl, the "real American" hero of the wrestling ring seemed to be back.

But after outshining a few of WWE's younger stars, he was gone again.

In Toronto recently to promote his new biography, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, the wrestler said he had hoped his comeback would launch a return to old-school wrestling -- when the industry didn't rely on over-the-top controversy to attract audiences. Though still officially with WWE, his contract expires this month and he says he won't return unless the intentions are as pure as they get in the wrestling world.

"If they want to get Hulk Hogan back out there in a very high road, positive fashion, I'd love to come back. I'm doing this because I want to, not because I have to. It's fun, it's great, it feeds my ego, it feeds my family. It keeps me busy, makes me feel worthwhile, but it has to be the high road for me. I have a hard time with my son, explaining some things," he said.

"I figured everything would come up with [my return]. I just thought that that would be the new raising of the bar -- that we'd all be real positive. I wasn't thinking that one segment would be Hulk Hogan fighting The Rock and the fans cheering and cheering and the next segment would be like Torrie Wilson French kissing Dawn Marie. I thought we'd get back on a high road."

McMahon and WWE long ago missed the exit for the high road, and a few minutes of their most recent television programming will tell you it's full speed ahead on the raunch -- from hot lesbian action to necrophilia.

And it is at this point that the Babe Ruth comparisons become more ominous than awe-inspiring. While the home runs are what most people remember, Ruth ended his career a broken man -- reduced to a sort of sideshow attraction struggling around the bases for the hapless Boston Braves, crippled by poor health, and blinded by ego and a refusal to admit his best years were behind him.

For its part, wrestling has a long tradition of ruining its greatest legends. The oldest of the old-timers left the sport with no money and only cauliflower ears and chronic arthritis to show for their work. More recent stars such as Terry Funk and Mick Foley barely got out with their health. Jake "The Snake" Roberts collapsed into drug addiction. Calgary's Hart family has all but been torn apart by the sport it once thrived on.

But Hogan insists he's not hanging on like many of his peers. And sitting beside his still-massive arms, listening to the surprisingly quiet, polite voice of man normally seen growling on your television set, it's tough to disagree -- at first glance, he is a still-impressive physical specimen.

"Sometimes when I think about wrestlers hanging on, it's for a couple of reasons. On a personal level they haven't had enough publicity, ego wise. Which could be a fault of mine -- I like publicity. And there's an ego there that Hulk Hogan can still do this. I also think wrestlers are hanging on because financially they need to. In my situation that's not the case," he said.

"I like it because I like to prove that I can still do it. A lot of people misconstrue this business and think that you have to do a drop kick off the top rope, but what this business is all about is generating revenue and selling tickets, and I can still do that given the right scenario and the right people to work with."

He can certainly still draw a crowd, as the throng that awaited him in Toronto will attest -- some of whom slept overnight at the movie theatre where he appeared for a chance to see their hero. And because of this popularity, opportunities abound. Wrestling organizers in Japan are trying to woo him. Fox wants him to do a reality series.

But the father of two cannot hide the physical scars his career has left him with. In his biography, much space is devoted to detailing his various ailments and gruesome injuries, and in person he can name a booboo for most body parts. And it's tough not to worry about a man who admits he's addicted to the industry and has yet to figure out "when enough is enough."

He acknowledges he's worried, too, and can't imagine another 10 years of professional wrestling. But even one might be too much. With any luck, he and McMahon can find the in-ring conclusion Hogan is seeking, and we can be spared the sight of wrestling's Babe Ruth grasping at the last strands of fame.

"I never thought I'd be 49 years old and have some of the physical crinks and kinks I've got. After the three knee surgeries, thank God we got it right because my knee feels great. It's the other stuff -- my lower back. If I have a normal 12-hour day I'm cool, but if I'm up 16 hours my back starts going out. All the torn muscles -- when I hurt this wrist it was 1981 and it's coming back. I'm not as comfortable as I wanted to be," he said.

"Right now, as we speak, that ring is 22 by 24 feet -- I can run and hit those ropes like a maniac if I have to. It's a hop, skip and a jump to jump over somebody's body that's lying down and hit the ropes. But to tell you the truth, I can't run. There's one limitation right there. I don't want any more."
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HULK AT 49: OLDER, WISER, TEARIER
(By Murray Whyte, Toronto Star, December 21, 2002)

All pretense gone, wrestler revels in the script But Hogan's return isn't without regrets Toronto Star Even in the over-the-top, histrionic world of professional wrestling, it's an odd moment. Hulk Hogan, the beefy 49-year-old dinosaur of the pro wrestling circuit, is asked about the moment he cried.

It was Montreal, in May of this year. Hogan, in one of many identically choreographed matches on the tour, was facing The Rock, wrestling's currently anointed hero. The Rock was scripted to win, but the crowd's adulation of Hogan made him a little verklempt.

"You guys either respect the hell out of me or just feel sorry for me, I been around so long," said Hogan yesterday at the Paramount, his leathery face stretched into a wide grin. "Thank you guys for making a dream of a lifetime come true."

Melodramatic, sure - in the spectacle-rich, highly staged world of wrestling, where vengeance, verbal abuse, chair-smashing and "super-wedgies" are the norm, anything less would be a disappointment. But this time, it was sincere.

Hogan, an aging star resurrected to help revive the ailing pro wrestling industry, had serious doubts. His appearances in Montreal and in Toronto in March, at the record-breaking Wrestlemania X8 at the SkyDome - where the crowd booed The Rock as he finished Hulk off - helped put that to rest.

"In my heart, I was starting to freak out. I wondered if I could pull it off," said Hogan, passing through Toronto yesterday to flog his new autobiography.

"They said my career was over. They said I couldn't do it. They said, 'The Rock has sold more merchandise than you, you're finished.' But nobody has ever made me feel more welcome than you guys, right here."

Indeed. At the SkyDome in March, a record crowd of 68,237 turned on The Rock and backed Hogan all the way. And the reaction he received yesterday in an appearance at the Paramount Theatre was testament to his enduring appeal.

As he entered to strains of Jimi Hendrix's "Voodoo Child," the improbable bulges of his massive upper body corseted by a black Spandex T-shirt, the crowd rose to its feet, chanting and bowing: "Ho-gan, Ho-gan."

Now, almost a quarter-century after he first donned the tights, Hogan's through with the mythology - the merchandise reference being your first clue. Speaking to his adoring public, Hogan utters off-handedly what was once sacrilege in the pro wrestling world.

"We all know wrestling is predetermined. We all know wrestling is entertainment," he said, to a chorus of 'No!' And he's candid about the arc of his career, as well.

"I wouldn't be here today if all those guys hadn't said, 'I'm going to beat your butt, Hulk,' and then let me win. That's this business. That's entertainment."

For many, though, it's been so much more than that - one young man in the audience thanks Hulk for "helping me growing up" - but not as many as in Hogan's mid-'80s heyday.

As an entertainment enterprise, World Wrestling Entertainment is faltering. Viewership for its two top shows, RAW and Smackdown! is down 35 percent from 1999, according to Nielsen Media.

So enter Hogan (the name that has all but erased his real identity of Terry Bollea) as a desperate attempt to revive it. It was he, after all, who served as centrepiece to the beefcake smorgasborg that was Wrestlemania 3, in Detroit in 1990, which drew 90,000-plus fans.

If he's back, though, it's not without some regrets.

"As an entertainer, I have a huge problem with it," Hogan said of wrestling's recent storylines, which have become much more racy. Drinking, whoring, drug use and sex have soured Hogan, who used to beat an evil opponent's head in and then remind kids to train hard, take their vitamins and say their prayers. "I know wrestling's going through a transition," he said. "But we don't need the Jerry Springer, hot lesbian action to sell tickets."

Hogan's current physical state isn't much to be proud of, either. At 49, he's still a sculpted mass of brawn, but life in the ring - staged though it now admittedly is - is not without its costs.

"If I try to sleep on my side, my hands go numb," he said. Given the punishment his knees have absorbed, "I can't even run a mile. My body can't do it."

So what's he doing here, then?

"They're always dangling the carrot - 'The exposure! The money!' - and I never dreamed, at 49 years old, that the carrot would be so big," he said.

"For some reason, though, I'm still a junkie for it. Right now, I still want to be at the centre of it. I never dreamed at 49 years old I'd still be addicted to it, but I am."
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WHOO-O-O! FLAIR TOPS ALL-TIME LIST
(By Tim Baines, Ottawa Sun, January 5, 2003)

The greatest wrestler of all time?

It's not like baseball where you can use won-lost records ... or career hits. This is purely subjective. But former SLAM! Wrestling writer John Molinaro has tackled the monsters of the mat, with The Wrestling Observer's Top 100 Pro Wrestlers of All Time.

The book is a colourful salute to wrestling, with many interesting anecdotes. It's heavy on foreign wrestlers, with Riki Dozan at No. 3, Antonio Inoki at No. 4, El Santo at No. 7 and Giant Baba at No. 8, breaking the top 10. As for No. 1. Whoo-o-o! It's The Nature Boy, Ric Flair. Lou Thesz is No. 2. Hulk Hogan rings in at No. 5, with Andre The Giant No. 6, Stone Cold Steve Austin at No. 9, The Rock at No. 16, Bret Hart at No. 25, Shawn Michaels at No. 47, Mick Foley at No. 53 and The Undertaker at No. 62. On the book's "next" list are: Triple H, Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit and Kurt Angle.

Helping out Molinaro were wrestling experts Dave Meltzer (publisher of The Wrestling Observer) and Jeff Marek, host of the Live Audio Wrestling program out of Toronto. The result is a mesmerizing walk through wrestling's past, present and future.
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BEHIND-THE-SCENES STORY OF OWEN HART
(By Maurice Tougas, Edmonton Journal, November 24, 2002)

Broken Harts: The Life and Death of Owen Hart by Martha Hart with Eric Francis ; Key Porter Books ; 259 pp., $24.95

If there are any skeletons left in the Hart family closet, Broken Harts should just about send the last of them running for cover.

Broken Harts is the behind-the-scenes story of Owen Hart, the youngest member of Calgary's Hart wrestling dynasty, who was killed in May 1999 when a wrestling stunt went catastrophically wrong. Hart was being lowered into the ring from eight-stories up in the Kemper Arena in Kansas City, Mo., during a World Wrestling Federation pay-per-view event when his harness opened, sending Hart hurtling to his death in front of 16,000 fans.

Author Martha Hart, Owen's widow, was always an outcast in the Hart family, never fitting in with Stu and Helen Hart's clan of 12 children and multiple in-laws. She hated the business, and claims Owen was at best ambivalent towards it. But blessed with a huge physique, plenty of personality and a natural affinity for the mock mayhem that is pro wrestling, he joined the family business.

All roads in wrestling eventually lead to the World Wrestling Federation (now World Wrestling Entertainment). It was in the WWF that Hart enjoyed his greatest success, and greatest frustrations. Hart was a good guy at a time when Vince McMahon was eliminating the good vs. evil storyline that had nurtured wrestling since its beginnings. The WWF had relegated him to a demeaning character called The Blue Blazer, an ultra-wholesome wrestler who was a parody of everything old stars like Hulk Hogan stood for in the pre-ironic days of wrestling.

After her husband's death, Martha Hart launched a multi-million dollar lawsuit against the WWF. The WWF fought back vigorously, trying any number of legal manoeuvres to quash the suit.

Considering the shocking degree of negligence on the part of the WWF, it's a good thing the suit never went to trial. The hugely profitable company was cutting corners, hiring second-rate stunt co-ordinators. Worse, it was revealed that the latch used to hold Hart was intended to be used on sailboats, not to hold up a mammoth wrestler hundreds of feet in the air.

Broken Harts comes as a surprise. I was expecting something similar to Under the Mat by Diana Hart, a wretched and libellous book that was taken off bookshelves after Martha Hart successfully sued. But Broken Harts is quite elegantly written, heartfelt and exceptionally well researched. It's as if Martha deliberately took the highest possible road to act as a rebuttal to her sister-in-law's wallow in the gutter. Using some of the $18 million she got in the settlement, she established the Owen Hart Foundation to help down-and-out Calgarians. The foundation is the only good thing to come out of yet another sad, sordid story from the netherworld of professional wrestling.
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SEX, LIES, AND HEADLOCKS

(By Shaun Assael, ESPN The Magazine)

Why would anyone in his right mind do what I did, which is spend more than two years delving into the world of wrestling and its most flamboyant promoter, Vince McMahon? Simple. Because nothing Hollywood could make up is as fascinating as the secret story of wrestling. And no one who has come into our living rooms over the last 20 years is as fascinating as Vince. Over the past two decades, he has nurtured nearly as many pop culture icons as MTV -- from Hulk Hogan to The Rock. He changed the landscape of his shadowy world by admitting his product was fake. (Oh, the Humanity!) And as a Hollywood outsider, he pioneered Shock TV while the networks were fighting over who had the most family values. But most of all, he has struggled with his own demons in front of us every week, live and in living color. Hollywood has tried to marginalize him, ignore him, even throw him off the air. But he has kept his hold as the king of the ring by fighting everyone from the government to Ted Turner. And with each battle that he has won, he has added another chapter to one of the strangest success stories in TV history. Unfortunately, you can't trust a professional prevaricator to tell his own tale. So longtime wrestling columnist Mike Mooneyham and I conducted more than 300 interviews and unearthed never-before-seen documents to tell the real story -- Sex, Lies & Headlocks -- of how wrestling came to dominate the cable airwaves, and how McMahon came to dominate wrestling.

Shaun Assael is a senior writer for ESPN The Magazine. Sex, Lies, and Headlocks is published by Crown Books.
The book is available in stores everywhere.
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NEW BOOK CHRONICLES McMAHON’S RISE, WARS
(By Scott Williams, Galveston News, July 26, 2002)


Of all the figures in the colorful (and often off-color) history of professional wrestling, not one is as polarizing as Vince McMahon.

The World Wrestling Entertainment chief who turned a regional company into the most profitable wrestling empire ever is seen as a genius in some corners, a pandering profiteer in others.

The mainstream media alternately treats him as a savvy marketer of a bastard entertainment form, and as a man who peddles smut and violence to kids.

Even the wrestling community splits when it comes to McMahon. Some view him as wrestling’s version of the Antichrist – the one who spoiled the world of wrestling treating itself seriously in a world that never would. Other fans see him as the pioneer of a wrestling golden age rich in revolutionary ideas and unprecedented popularity. Still others see him as little more than the megalomaniacal overlord he plays on television.

The confounding truth of it is, they’re all correct. McMahon is all of this and more, and a compelling new book from Crown Publishers takes you as close to the inside of this complex mogul’s head as anyone outside his inner circle is likely to get.

Sex, Lies, and Headlocks, by Shaun Assael and Mike Mooneyham, captures McMahon’s complexities by successfully walking the line between the promotional prodigy admired by many and the arrogant schemer loathed by others.

The book starts with one of wrestling’s darkest nights – May 23, 1999 – the night Owen Hart fell to his death while attempting a bizarre ring entrance at a major wrestling show. The book answers the question, "How did wrestling get to this point?," by taking readers to the late 1940s and the formation of the cartel that would become the National Wrestling Alliance. For decades, the alliance was called "the largest sanctioning body of professional wrestling in the world."

Sex, Lies, and Headlocks chronicles the evolution of wrestling and the changes in the business deftly, capturing major trends and complex twists without wasting many words.

The focus, of course, is on the empire McMahon built, but Assael and Mooneyham also tell the tales of the other major players who would be friend and foe to the company that became the last survivor of the wrestling wars in 2001.

The book offers a handful of stories and points of interest for even the most hardcore wrestling fan, although those most ardent fans will know much of the material. It’s also written in a way that makes it accessible to anyone interested in learning about how wrestling got to be the way it is, even readers with little or no knowledge of the mat game.

To their credit, the authors manage to tell McMahon’s story without demonizing him for his flaws and bad choices, and without fawning over McMahon’s mythical image as the guy who single-handedly brought the wrestling business into the mainstream.

Their backgrounds account for their veracity. Assael is a longtime sportswriter who has also penned a "warts and all" book on NASCAR, and Mooneyham is a very sharp wrestling columnist from South Carolina.

The book is far from flawless, containing a smattering of factual errors and listing a few major events out of sequence. It also could have paid more attention to the denouement of the Monday night wrestling war between the WWF and World Championship Wrestling that dominates its second half. Still, these mistakes do not detract from the book’s strength.

That strength is its ability to paint a vivid, sometimes grisly portrait of Vince McMahon’s psyche and, by extension, the collective psyche of the throngs of people captivated by the bizarre pseudo-sport many still call "rasslin’."

Sex, Lies and Headlocks carries a cover price of $24, and is available at bookstores nationwide.
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ONE OF THE BOYS
(By J Michael Kenyon, July 28, 2002)

One of the Boys  is the new memoir just recently out from the pen of Jack Laskin, yet another member of the legendary Hamilton "wrecking crew" of wrestlers (Pepper Martin told me at Dean Silverstone's reunion last week that he once counted upwards of 75 pros who hailed from that blue-collar Ontario city). And, rather than tell you how much I like the book (which is a WHOLE BUNCH), instead let’s share a small chapter of it with you, entitled "For King and Country":

Whenever someone learns that I used to be a professional wrestler, the all-pervasive question is, "It's all fixed isn't it?" "Of course it is, " I tell them, "It's fixed and it's fake, too."

Of course I'm referring to today's wrestling, `WWF—WWC—WW whatever, what you see on TV, `Wrestlemania' and the rest of the big , flamboyant low mentality kiddee shows. Not that I take anything away from today's performers, what they do, they do well, but it's not related to the professional wrestling of the `30s through the `60s that I did..

"OK" you say, "I used to watch you guys all the time on TV; you can't tell me that you took all that punishment without getting hurt."

"Of course I can't tell you that, you cheapskate. You never spent a dime to go to the wrestling matches; you just watched it on TV. You never contributed one dime to my livelihood, because I never got paid TV money or for residuals. You were never close enough to feel my sweat, hear my groans or sit in my car for three hundred miles a night. I can't tell you anything that would enlighten you, so instead, I'll tell you a story; a true story about wrestling. I'll describe an actual match for you; one of my own matches and within this story is all the pain, passion and pathos of real profession al wrestling. Then you can make up your own mind."

The match I'm going to describe, took place in Brussels , Belgium in 1957. My opponent for this match was "Ray Golden Apollo." JACK LASKIN vs RAY GOLDEN APOLLO. Sounds good doesn't it?

The name fit. Ray was a black man from the Belgian Congo. Six foot three inches, two hundred and thirty pounds, magnificent bronze body; beautifully developed. Also, he was a graduate of the Sorbonne, spoke 4-5 different languages, extremely intelligent and for whatever reason, wrestling was his thing.

I had wrestled Ray many times throughout Europe and I considered him to be the finest of professionals. I always looked forward to a match with Ray. It was a satisfying and comfortable match. You knew you were with a real pro. Over the course of time, people throughout Europe grew to love Ray, and they hated me; so we were both very popular. I worked out of the London booking office, as did Ray, and even though you can fly from London to Brussels in only an hour, I preferred to go by train and boat. In the summer it's such a pleasant trip, relaxing, convenient and they serve a nice lunch on the boat. By coincidence Ray was on the same boat as me on this trip to Belgium, so we took tea together in the ship's lounge and had a nice visit.

" You know, Ray, " I said as he passed the scones, " I have seen the booking sheet for next month and you and I are both booked back in Brussels three weeks hence. The matches aren't made up yet, don't know who's wrestling who, but as long as we are coming back here in three weeks and are working with each other tonight, why don't we do something to create a return match? Force them to bring us back together. Maybe we can build the house back up. This damn world's fair has been hurting our business."

Ray agreed. "It's a good idea Jack, what should we do?"

`Well, let's give them a Texas style match with a big finish, a really close one — a "Saved by the bell" type of finish. But Ray, you understand, in order to get the return match, tonight; you have to lose!"

`Of course' agreed Ray, `I understand.'

Now, for your understanding, let me explain this to you. Ray knew that in order to bring the people back after tonight's match, "EVIL MUST TRIUMPH OVER GOOD! If Ray were to beat me tonight, everybody goes home happy and there's no reason to match us up again. This is the essence of good promotion, to tantalize the people like a good politician. Let them smell victory but don't let them taste it until you absolutely have to, and then, give it out in small doses. Make them beg for it, make them pay for it until the fury of the contest is at it's peak. When it has been milked almost dry — then the big blowoff  match ... one wrestler wins and the other one leaves town and we start the cycle all over again. Ray was a professional and relied on the fact that properly handled, we could look forward to three or four months of packed houses in Brussels.

The arena manager, the promoter and two very official looking gentlemen came to visit me in my dressing room

`So nice to see you again Mr. Laskin,' greeted the arena manager, shaking my hand, `I have a favor to ask of you. Please, tonight, do not fly out of the ring.'

What he was referring to was something I did every time I wrestled in Brussels; a little bit of showmanship. In show business it's called a "Shtick." Sometime during the match, when my opponent, (the good guy ... known as the "Babyface.") is making a big comeback after I have been beating on him mercilessly, he will hit me (the "Heel"), with a big punch or a massive drop-kick. I will have positioned myself with my back near the ropes so that when he hit me, I would flyyyy over the top rope and land on the timekeepers table. It is a metal folding table, camp style and upon impact it collapses into a "V" breaking my fall. The timekeeper would see me coming and has plenty of time to remove the bell and the clock and get out of the way. Well, I had done this so often that people in Brussels had come to expect it of me. They knew, that sometime during my match, regardless of who my opponent might be, they knew that I was going to fly; it was always followed by a roar of applause. But tonight they told me, "Don't do it!"

Because tonight, sitting at ringside, directly behind the timekeeper, were the king and queen of Rawanda Burandi, which at that time was a colonial protectorate in the Belgian Congo. They were in Belgium for the world's fair and were here tonight to watch their native son wrestle. With them was the Queen Mother of Belgium, members of the Belgium parliament, and a host of security people.

"So, PLEASE, Mr. Laskin, do not fly out of the ring tonight!"

I shrugged, "Fine, other things I can do." and went into the ring. Ray was already there. I suppose they also instructed him not to knock me out of the ring.

The referee brought us together for our instructions, which incidentally, we never listen to. This is a time for gossip and greetings.. Maybe I haven't seen this guy for a while, so:

"Hi, how've you been? How's the family? Oh, you were in California ... How was business there?

`Hey, take it easy on my right knee, I hurt it last night'... and so on.

Instead, Ray looked at me very seriously and said, "Jack, I just learned that my king and queen are in the audience. Under the circumstances, I cannot lose!"

I answered him, `Ray, I just learned that tonight's match is being televised; the TV is being shot into Paris. (which was true), I'm in Paris on Friday in the main event against Andre Drapp, I can't lose either!'

Ray rolled his eyes skyward, `Mon Dieu ... what do we do?'

`I don't know, we'll figure out something, lets go ...' The bell rang and the match began.

No it didn't. It didn't really begin. This was going to be a bad night.

I said that Ray was always a comfort to wrestle with. But tonight, he was seized with a fit of patriotism. When we first locked up it felt like I had a steel beam in my arms. Ray had become a crowbar. a terrible thing to happen in a wrestling match. Try as I would, I couldn't bend him. I put a simple arm-lock on him. It's an innocuous hold that allows us to warm up as we flex our muscles at each other while trying to break the hold. The crowd watches us struggle with it for four or five minutes, they have an opportunity to admire our physiques and this helps set the tone for the rest of the match, but Ray just straightened his arm right up in the air, effortlessly. If I held on I would have gone up in the air with his arm. I put a hammer-lock on him and pressed his arm tight against his back. Let him struggle out of this! ZAP! ... the arm just straightened out like I wasn't there, and I was beginning to wish I wasn't. I put my best head-lock on Ray and gave him a punch to the head that would have sent any wrestler reeling across the ring. Ray didn't move; he just straightened up and smiled at the king and queen who politely applauded.

I knew I was in trouble.

Ray became impenetrable and he wouldn't register. "Registering" or selling as we called it in the business, meant that according to the unwritten laws of wrestling, when I hit you, you fall down, or I will have to hit you harder and make you fall down.. I'll trust you with my body. You can do anything you want with me. and I'll do the same for you. You make me look good and I'll make you look good, and maybe we settle down for the last five or ten minutes and have a serious match, because in an important match, there has to be a real winner. These people came to be entertained, to be excited. They don't always care who wins, but how they win.. They want a contest, they want thrills, and they want excitement. And this match was beginning to stink!

You see, we are not afraid of being hurt; never! We'll take all kinds of risks. What we are afraid of is having a bad match, especially if it's the main event or on TV. I couldn't get through to Ray to make him register. Everything I did was useless. I know old pro's who can go into the ring with a broomstick and make an exciting match of it, much more exciting than this match. The referee became concerned; his job is to make sure we have a good match. He came up to me and whispered, desperately, "ATTACK ... ATTACK!":

I whispered right back at him, "GENERAL PATTON COULDN'T ATTACK THIS GUY!" Something had to be done. People were sitting on their hands. We weren't getting any heat. Heat is reaction. Heat is noise. Without it, it's a difficult match. The more heat, the easier the match, the less we have to do. So I became the general in the ring and put a hold on myself.

This is not unusual. We do that when we get with a young fellow who freezes up in the ring and loses his timing. It's often a self defensive move.

Without realizing how, all of a sudden, Ray has a head-lock on me. He didn't know how he got it but since he had it, he held it. Now, if you have ever watched wrestling on TV or gone to the matches, you'll recognize this as a set up for a predictable wrestling routine. Just like setting up for a field goal. When one wrestler has a head-lock on the other, the head-lockee grabs the head-locker by the waist and flings him into the ropes, who then comes bouncing off the ropes to give the other fellow a body block, which is exactly what I wanted and exactly what happened.

I threw Ray into the ropes. He bounced off and gave me a hard body block. I took the bump, high, and got up very quickly as Ray continued across the ring, hit the other ropes and came back to give me another body block. As he came at me, I stepped aside, dropped to one knee and threw my fist into his stomach, full force! I heard a low `PHOOMPH'. It stopped Ray in his tracks. He fell to both knees. I wrapped his head in my arms and whispered in his ear, "Ray ... REGISTER!" He barely answered, "Of course."

He had no breath in him at all.

Now, the hypnotic spell of nationalism was broken and Ray became a professional again. He let me begin to beat up on him in my own inimitable fashion. Very scientifically, I never pulled hair or gouged eyeballs. Now we were starting to get some heat. People started screaming at me and at the referee:

`HE'S USING HIS FISTS!'

The referee confronted me:

"ARE YOU USING YOUR FISTS?" "ME? NO! NEVER!" And I grabbed Ray again and slugged him in the head.

People are shouting,`COME ON RAY—GET UP RAY—COME TO LIFE RAY!'

Somebody in the audience even shouted, in English, as I am guzzling this magnificent black body: "THERE'S NO LITTLE ROCK HERE!"

Ray was dying beautifully. He started to make a little comeback and I stopped him with, "Not yet ... " and I pounded him some more.

Oh, the people were frustrated. A momentary glimmer of hope faded under my relentless pummeling of his body. I looked at the queen and I swear that if she would have had a spear at that moment, she would have thrown it at me.

Ray made another feeble comeback.

"Not yet—very good Ray, but not yet ... I'll tell you when."

You see, you never give the public what they want when they want it. Make them beg for it, make them cry for it. It's a matter of timing and that's essential.

When I knew it was right; when the people were completely exasperated and frustrated, I whispered to Ray:

"NOW!"

From nowhere came a haymaker up from the floor that lifted me two feet off the mat.

People jumped up from their seats. They were standing ... they were screaming; Ray was making a wild come back; beating me ... flinging me ... stomping me ... foaming at the mouth , which was a trick of his and always looked impressive ... and people are shouting:!

"ATTABOY, RAY! ... GO GET HIM, RAY! ... KILL HIM, RAY!" in four or five different languages, all of which Ray understood. The fans were going crazy. They were jubilant and the king and queen were smiling with proud pleasure.

At the height of this frenzy, Ray took my arm and flung me into the ropes, knowing full well that I will come bouncing off those ropes like a locomotive, and run right into either a drop kick or a fantastic punch. When its done well, its spectacular and Ray was a master of the move. As I came flying off the ropes, I saw Ray setting himself up for the drop kick.

All of a sudden, I remembered where I was.

There were the ropes—Here comes the drop kick—there's the time keeper's table—

IT'S TIME TO GO INTO MY ACT! I forgot all about the instructions I had been given in the dressing room. Ray hit me with an absolutely beautiful dropkick. He must have been seven feet in the air, and I flewwwwww ...

WHO CARED ABOUT THE RESTRICTIONS AND THE ADMONITIONS? THIS WAS MY PROFESSION, THIS WAS MY ART. I WAS FLYING HIGHER THAN I THINK I HAVE EVER FLOWN BEFORE!

I looked down and the timekeeper was removing the clock and the bell. I landed on the table and bounced from the table on to the floor, right in front of the king and queen. They became rather startled, got out of their seats and backed up into the aisle. The palace people looked worried as they surrounded the royals. They never expected this; Belgium is a peaceful nation!

Ray, still in the ring, could see the agitation of his king and queen. He leaped over the top rope landing on the floor in front of them, placed his left arm over his breast and raised his right fist in the air, exclaiming, "N'AVEZ PAS PEUR. JE VOUS AIDEREZ!" -- which is French for, "Don't worry, I'll take care of everything." -- and proceeded to beat me up on the floor.

He reached over and grabbed a wooden folding chair, smashing it over my head. Thank God, Ray hadn't lost his professional instincts; he did it correctly. He smashed the chair, he cut my head and it didn't hurt a bit. There's a way to do it. I started to bleed heavily from the cut on my head, blood streaming down my forehead, down my face, over my lips so that when I puffed out air I would splatter people nearby with my blood.

I'm thinking, "Now Ray, how dare you get blood on me without first seeking my permission? That's just not done. If you can do it to me, I can do it to you."

I grabbed him by the hair, the only time, pulled his head down and gave him a knuckle punch right above the eye, and PHOOSH! The blood comes flying out! This is a very clever maneuver. I want to get blood on Ray but I don't want to hurt him, he's my friend, so I hit him right above the eye with my index knuckle extended from my fist. We're hot, the blood is pumping, the pulpy section above the eye pops and the blood spurts out. Ray wiped his face with his hand, saw the blood on his hands and he went berserk — IT'S HIS BLOOD! I looked into his eyes and I could see that this was no longer a professional wrestler wrestling for money, THIS WAS A PATRIOT, FIGHTING FOR KING AND COUNTRY!

Very dangerous, very dangerous indeed! Time to get out of here. I scooted back into the ring and went to a neutral corner. The referee started to count against Ray. You are allowed a twenty count when you are outside the ring. I turned to face the TV camera so they could catch the blood for Friday night and watched Ray climbing back into the ring. I had an inspiration.

As Ray was climbing in through the ropes, I ran over to him and kicked him in the head, knocking him back onto the floor. The crowd roared their shock and disapproval. The king and queen were aghast! Ray reacted by reaching under the bottom rope, grabbing me by the ankles and pulling me under the bottom rope onto the floor with him. We stood there, toe to toe, slugging it out with each other, neither giving an inch until the only thing that could happen, did happen. Thank goodness it didn't take too long.

Bells rang, whistles blew; hordes of people came running to ringside and separated us. Palace security surrounded the royal party and I was handcuffed. There was an announcement from the ring announcer: "THIS MATCH IS TERMINATED! BOTH WRESTLERS ARE DISQUALIFIED!"

EXCELLENT! ABSOLUTELY EXCELLENT!

Perfect return match!

It was there. They had to do it. I could see the promoter beaming, already mentally designing the publicity and posters for the return match.

I was led back to the dressing room and released from my handcuffs. I sat there, resting, cooling down when a porter brought me a note from the king and queen;

"Thank you for a most exciting evening. We hope your injuries are not severe and we wish you well."

Ray also got a note from his king and queen, criticizing him severely for his unsportsmanlike behavior.

Ah, but we had a good thing going. The return match was bound to draw. I wondered if the king and queen would still be in town. Comes now the arena manager again, a very dour looking promoter and a very official looking man who doesn't greet me, doesn't ask me how I am, is there anything I need; he just stands there at attention and says, "Mr. Laskin, it is the decision of His Majesty's government that you shall never again engage in a professional wrestling match in Belgium. Good night, sir."

They left and so did the return match and all the return matches that would have followed.

However, the following Friday night, at the Palais Des Sport, in Paris, Jack Laskin vs Andre Drapp, SOLD RIGHT OUT! And we were booked to come back in two weeks in a return match!

For details on how to purchase the book, click here to go to Amazon.com or here to go to the publisher.

And let me add this: over the past 50 years I’ve read most everything of substance dealing with professional wrestling ever written. One of the Boys, in my book, belongs right up there at the head of the class. This is super stuff and, in an age becoming quite crowded with the reminiscences of old wrestlers, as good as it gets …
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THE SECRET OF THE IRON CLAW
(http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/books
/1553692160/reviews/ref=ase_kayfabememori-20/104-0062476-7644777)

About the Author
Ron Mullinax, a native Texan, graduated from High School at the Army and Navy Academy in Carlsbad, California, while spending four years in the United States Marine Corps with a tour in Vietnam. After the service, he attended DeVry Institute of Technology, studying Electronics and Computer Technology.

By Vince Fahey, KayfabeMemories.com

Secrets of the Iron Claw is the biography of wrestler Jack Adkisson, better known to wrestling fans as Fritz Von Erich. The Von Erich family and Texas wrestling have become synonymous in many fans minds. They ruled the wrestling scene during the 80’s and even today, their impact is still felt.

This recently released book was written by Ron Mullinax, a former Marine and longtime wrestling and Fritz Von Erich fan. Through chance meeting with Kevin Von Erich, Mullinax was introduced to his idol. Eventually, the two struck up a companionship, and once Von Erich became ill with cancer, Mullinax offered to move into Fritz’ home to assist him. The two became even closer, sharing walks, watching football, drinking Scotch and just being friends. According to the book’s introduction, Fritz told Ron one day, "Why don’t you write a book about me, from me to all my fans around the world like you, Ron? Let everyone hear the Von Erich story from me." Over time, Ron began to keep notes of his time with Fritz. Conversations, memories, stories… all eventually became part of the book that Mullinax would later write.

The Von Erichs, as popular as they were and still are, incite strong emotions in fans. Because of the many tragedies that befell the family, emotions run high when fans get together to discuss what happened. I was glad to see that Mullinax wasn’t looking at cashing in on the sad history of the Von Erichs. Regardless of how interesting it may be, it’s still a sore spot with Von Erich fans and non-Von Erich fans alike… those of you who have spent anytime on the WCCW forum on the KM message board can attest to that.

That said, Mullinax tells the story in Fritz’ own words. For many fans, Von Erich history starts with when Kevin began to wrestle. However, Fritz had quite an active career and Mullinax gives the reader info from Von Erich’s early career. It’s an interesting evolvement as we read how Fritz got started in the business, to becoming the evil Fritz Von Erich character…. We learn how the Iron Claw came about, and we learn how Fritz met his ex-wife Doris and how they began a family, that would soon dominate Texas wrestling.

Unfortunately, much of the book is really a glossing over of the Fritz Von Erich story. Mullinax finds himself going into tangents about all the Von Erich boys, and the book becomes more of a look at the Von Erichs in general versus a book specifically about Fritz Von Erich. This doesn’t necessarily damage the book in any way, but rather pulls attention and focus away from the main person it should be about. What ends up happening is we get a book that’s interesting, but doesn’t cause us to learn anything new or enlightening about the Von Erich family or the World Class promotion. The other downside is that via Fritz’ words, we’re essentially kayfabed regarding the pro wrestling business and to some degree, Von Erich history. Dave Meltzer, of the Wrestling Observer, said it best in his review of the book, "It reads like an 80’s Apter mag."

The book is interesting, make no mistake and I think any pro wrestling fan might want to consider adding it to his library. It is a bit pricey at $22.95, but much of that is because it was essentially self-published. The book is available from Trafford Publishing, a print-on-demand service. Mullinax finishes the product, delivers it to Trafford for a fee (said fee covers printing and marketing costs). Because the book is printed with a upon-demand print run, the price will be higher. The downside of this sort of self-publication is that there is no editor to go over the book. And an editor is sorely needed. There are a ton of spelling errors, not just with normal, everyday words, but I remember seeing misspellings of other wrestlers… the biggest examples were Dorey Funk, Jr. or Ric Flare. Things like that, anal or not, irk me as a wrestling fan.

If you’re a Von Erich fan, this book is certainly for you. If you’re a general wrestling fan, there’s some interesting info in here that is worth your while. The book is available through the Trafford web site, or you can order it through KM’s Associate store in conjunction with Amazon.com at the link above.
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(This is a difficult book for me to rate. I’m not a big fan of "kayfabe" books, but if you’re a Von Erich fan, or are drawn to the amazing amount of travail this family has endured over the years, the Mullinax book is must reading. Rather than review the book, per se, I’ll just make available -- below -- my notes, jotted down as I read it. – J Michael Kenyon)

Ron Mullinax moved into Adkisson home on Lake Dallas and "did my best to take care of him" until he died in September, 1997 … Met Kevin in 1993, when he was living in Jefferson TX … dropped by Mullinax house in Irving before returning home from visits to Jack in Denton County … when Kevin moved to Denton area, he introduced Mullinax to "Fritz Von Erich" … who wanted to learn how to use a computer to track his stocks … that was 1996 … says Adkisson had made "nothing less than a fortune" with his in-depth knowledge of the financial world … after working almost daily with him for eight months, cancer was spotted in late June, 1997 … hospitalized about two weeks at Baylor Medical Center in Dallas …

Doris and Jack divorced 1992, just a few short months before Kerry committed suicide …

Mullinax moved in mid-July to help out … chemotherapy once a week … Mullinax supplied marijuana at nurse’s suggestion …

Jack Bernard Adkisson, born Aug. 16, 1929 in Leon County TX, son of sheriff, and only child … grew up in Jewitt TX … to Dallas when he was 9yo … Crozier Tech H.S. … all-city defensive tackle, all-state discus in track … athletic scholarship to SMU, turned down music scholarship to UT … (clarinet) … frosh football … national frosh discus record … met Doris Smith as junior, she was 17 and just getting out of high school … couldn’t think of anything else … gets married in secret, still loses scholarship at SMU … tried out at Kentucky for Bear Bryant … enrolled at U of Corpus Christi instead … went to Dallas Texans tryout camp in Kerrville TX 1952 … played in a few exhibitions, bad knee ended the stint … Karl Sarpolis and Ed Lewis encouraged him to get into wrestling … two days before first match broke shoulder … lost first 13 matches on live television.

Went to Boston and New England for experience. Getting $3 a match some nights. There three months.

Back to Dallas, briefly, then to Des Moines … chose name Fritz Von Erich, latter part was grandmother’s maiden name.

Back to Dallas/Ft. Worth, then back up to Boston … for a few months … then back to Des Moines, where Doris and Jack, Jr. joined him … moved up to Minneapolis … after a back injury (Stan Kowalski), headed to Calgary … bought a mobile home … patented the name "Iron Claw" in Minnesota … call came from Toronto, settled in Niagara Falls, there off and on for seven or eight years … teamed with Walter Von Sieber (Waldo Von Erich) …

Back to Dallas to see family, then back up through St. Louis and Minneapolis … By then, Kevin had arrived (1957) … Morris Sigel called him to Houston, but had a heart attack and deal fell through … took off to Minneapolis (rushed back to Dallas in June 1958 when Doris’ brother had brain tumor and died, age 14) … went back to Minneapolis. Davis was born in July 1958 … Jack went home briefly, then to North Carolina for four months … then back up to Niagara Falls.

After driving 200 miles home from Cleveland one night, Gene Kiniski told him Jack, Jr. was dead, age 7 … hot wire left by mobile home park occupant … fell face down in puddle of water from melting snow and drowned … early in 1959 … A year later, February 3, 1960, Kerry Gene Adkisson was born …

Returned to Texas end of 1962 (?), with idea of re-settling in Corpus Christi … Ed McLemore convinced him to stay in Dallas, headlining Channel 4’s Studio Championship Wrestling … dropped the German persona but kept the name … two months on TV before working Sportatorium …

Beat Gagne at Omaha July 31, 1962 to gain AWA belt … united it with Minneapolis belt by beating Gagne on July 7, 1963 in Omaha.

Michael Brett Adkisson born March 2, 1966.

First overseas tour to Japan 1966 … faced Baba in Kitanomaru Park, Chiyoda Ward, Tokyo, Japan … beat him Dec. 3, 1966.

Chris Barton Adkisson born Sept. 30, 1969.

Von Erich vs Johnny Valentine that night in Sportatorium.

And so forth. And so on. Lotsa detail, but not the easiest reading. Check out the web site (above) and make your own decision.
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BOESCH BOOK A CLASSIC
(By Greg Oliver, www.canoe.ca/SlamWrestlingReviews/020328_book-can.html)


In many ways, famed Houston promoter Paul Boesch (pictured) is responsible for two great wrestling books. There's his autobiography, Hey, Boy! Where'd You Get Them Ears? 55 Years in Pro Wrestling, which he wrote in 1988 and was recently published by his widow Valerie Boesch. It's a book that should be essential reading for anyone interested in how wrestling developed over the years.

But Boesch is equally responsible for 1974's terrific Whatever Happened to Gorgeous George? Author Joe Jares quotes Boesch throughout and credits him for being so open and accommodating during his research. Jares sees through Boesch, knowing at once that the man had seen it all and that any promoter needs more than a little huckster in them to succeed.

In the chapter 'Carnival Impresarios,' Boesch tells Jares that he was responsible for the cage match. "I begin to suspect that this charming man has a bit of Irish blarney in him, a compulsion to claim his adopted state started or invented everything from the cotton gin to the flying mare," Jares writes. "But, on second thought, Texas wrestling is just wild and nutty enough that it is possible he's not kidding me."

And we're not kidding you when we say that Hey, Boy! Where'd You Get Them Ears? is a hefty tome, coming in at almost 400 pages. But when a career in wrestling lasts 55 years, then there is lots to tell.

Boesch is initially more interested in documenting the origins of pro wrestling and celebrating the early stars like Farmer Burns, Frank Gotch and Ed (Strangler) Lewis. It is a slow start to his story, but the reward is there for the hearty reader who makes it through.

Once Boesch starts talking about his own in-ring career, which began in 1932 in New York, you'll be sucked right in. We're there as he starts wrestling, as he travels the world, as he serves his country in World War II, as his career in-ring is ended and he winds up being one of the first TV announcers of pro wrestling. Later, he falls into promoting.

The New York City-born Boesch promoted first in the Pacific Northwest while still a wrestler, then later took over Houston when Morris Sigel died. He had been the publicity man and announcer for the Houston promotion, and moved into the lead role easily. Boesch operated as an independent promoter for years until aligning with Bill Watts' UWF and finally the WWF. His take on the demise of the UWF and of the rise / invasion of the WWF is a true insider's perspective.

Be warned, however. It is a product of the times and adheres to kayfabe. Wrestlers really did fight in the spirit of competition and everything was on the up-and-up in the quaint days before Vince McMahon exposed the business.

Houston was the scene for Jack Brisco's NWA World title win over Harley Race in 1973, and Boesch took the time to crow. "The changing of a world's heavyweight title is the ultimate goal for any promoter. To have it happen under his jurisdiction is proof that his matchmaking skills and his assessment of talent justifies his position as a promoter and an authority on the state of the art in wrestling ... I knew the pride of having guessed right ... I had crowned a new champion. Now, all I had to do was find someone who could beat Brisco and do it again."

I loved that Boesch took the time to tell what it was like to travel to and from New Zealand or Hawaii, and what the exotic locations were like. He tells of the fans, the climate, the opponents. The excitement and thrill that he feels going to new places is obvious. His perspective returning to the same locales after the war are even more enlightening and one can hear his heart ache for the way things used to be.

In many ways, the book reads like a letter to friends, a cherished family journal that is at once both serious and jovial, light-hearted and sad. Boesch finished the book in 1988, a year after he stopped promoting in Houston and a year before he died. He had been working on it off and on for 20 years. Though finished in 1988, it was never published. Instead, manuscripts made their way around to various friends and family.

Valerie Boesch, his second wife, had the book self-published in Houston. That's important to note because Hey, Boy! Where'd You Get Them Ears? is not a polished, slick publication the way that many of today's wrestling books are. There are only a few photos, and more than a couple typos slipped through. A good editor could have chopped and moulded the autobiography into something more commercial, but then it would have lost all of its charm.

Any self-respecting fan of pro wrestling should have Hey, Boy! Where'd You Get Them Ears? on their bookshelf. I know mine is starting to get dog-eared already.

HOW TO ORDER: Paul Boesch's book is available by calling Minuteman Press in Houston at 713-541-2258. It sells for $29.95 U.S. Shipping is extra. The fax number is 713-541-5869. The address is Minuteman Press, 9000 Southwest Freeway, Suite 100, Houston, Texas, 77074.
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BOESCH BOOK A MUST READ
(By Scott E. Williams, Galveston TX Daily News, March 28, 2002)

He was the face and voice of Houston Wrestling, one of the first sportscasters in Texas, a decorated World War II veteran and the proud owner of the most famous pair of ears in the Lone Star state.

Thirteen years after Paul Boesch’s death, the autobiography of the man who embodied pro wrestling in Houston for nearly half a century is available and a must-have for any wrestling fan with even a slight interest in the history of the unique pseudo-sport.

Boesch broke into wrestling in 1932 and performed around the world until 1947 (except for his WWII combat stretch), when an automobile accident curtailed his athletic career. He began announcing matches in Houston shortly thereafter and became Houston’s wrestling promoter in 1967. When he retired, 20 years later, he was one of the last truly independent promoters in the nation. The others had been swallowed by a spreading monolith known as the World Wrestling Federation.

Nationally, Boesch was known as one of the greatest wrestling promoters of all. In the Houston area, Boesch was known as a community leader who never stopped giving to underprivileged kids, who always remembered his own humble roots.

His book, Hey, Boy! Where’d You Get Them Ears?, covers his career in wrestling and much more. The title refers to his cauliflowered ears, earned in years of wrestling. Boesch and his beautifully ugly ears earned great fame in the 1980s, in an earring commercial for Houston jeweler I.W. Marks.

“If I.W. Marks can make my ears look pretty,” he would say, “think what he can do for hers.”

Boesch took about eight years to research and write the book, and the released product is apparently somewhat different than a draft he showed around in the months prior to his death in 1989.

The version in print contains less venom aimed at his last two promotional partners, WWF owner Vince McMahon and Universal Wrestling
Federation/Mid-South Wrestling owner Bill Watts than earlier drafts. The earlier, angrier versions were written when Boesch was fairly bitter about the gimmick-laden circus his beloved wrestling had become.

Still, what the book is lacking in dirt, it more than makes up for as a history primer. Only Hooker, the biography of six-time world heavyweight wrestling champion Lou Thesz (available at www.amazon.com or at www.wrestlingclassics.com) even compares to the thoroughness of Boesch’s account of pro wrestling history. That history traces back to pre-Christ times and stretches to 1987.

I would guess I know more about wrestling and its history than 95 percent of wrestling fans. Still, I learned something new on every page.

Here’s one — the roots of the cage match lie in
Galveston, where promoters strung fishing net around the ring in an attempt to keep Bull Curry and “Dirty” Don Evans. It didn’t work, but the idea led to the creation of the fence match, which predated the cage match, a staple of wrestling today.

Boesch the author shows his writing chops, describing the events and figures of the wrestling industry’s past with a sense of wit and with the voice of a man who stood proud of his often-maligned industry.

Boesch writes from a “kayfabe” perspective, meaning he does not let on, at any point, as to the planned nature of match endings. He presents matches as legitimate contests where the outcome is in doubt, but leaves savvy readers room to read between the lines.

He did not do this to insult anyone’s intelligence. He came from a school where “protecting the business” by presenting it as pure, contested sport was the lifeblood of credibility for pro wrestling.

Boesch might have been considered too “old school” to fit into the evolving wrestling world of the 1980s, but his writing shows ideas and ideals that are timeless. Many of the passages in the book show a prescience of which Boesch might not have been aware.

McMahon, who has made himself and his family members focal points of WWF programming, could probably stand to read Boesch’s promotional philosophy, written more than a decade before McMahon made himself a television character.

“The solution to end struggling, if you are a promoter, is to recognize talent and to secure that talent to wrestle in your ring,” Boesch wrote. “If you do that, and the sport prospers, you are a genius. Fans do not come to arenas to see promoters, even if they think they are geniuses. They come to see wrestlers. They come to see action.”

The book costs $29.95, and is available at Minuteman Press Southwest in Houston. For ordering information, call (713) 777-6977, and bring home a real piece of wrestling history made by one of the most real people in the sport too many people call “fake.”
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WrestlingProfessor.com Loves Dave Meltzer

"The Wrestling Observer's Who's Who in Pro Wrestling" by Dave Meltzer

Publish Date: 1986

Rating: *****

This is the book that changed my life.

In the 5th grade, a Chinese classmate of mine simply gave me a copy of the this book in 1986, hot off the press. He knew I was a wrestling fan because of my well-known excitement for the upcoming WrestleMania III. That excitement, plus my admiration of Randy Savage even before his classic Steamboat match, plus my reading this groundbreaker of a book, all added up to a wrestling fan hooked for life.

It was like a gift from God, handed to me from the heavens above. As a 9-yr-old, I didn't fully comprehend Meltzer's writing and all the insider industry terms. I figured out what faces and heels were, but it took longer for me to know what "selling" meant. But who cared, I knew Junkyard Dog's real name was Sylvester Ritter. And I started the school joke that Rick Steamboat was really named Dick Blood, and that manly Hulk Hogan was really a Terry. To a 5th grader's mind, that was just so cool to know.

As I grew older, I realized what a goldmine I had in my hands. I have the original printing of this masterpiece, and the absolutely horrible shape it's in proves it. Despite the 20 loose-leaf pages that have physically failed the test of time, every word is still intact. And what words they are! Meltzer gives great biographies of every, and I mean every, active and semi-active major pro wrestler at the time. He also details each major promotion around the world, and even gives brief paragraphs on the managers and valets that were far more important back then.

Most wrestler bio's give complete athletic credentials, career highlights, drawing power, and very honest and fair critiques of working and speaking ability. What is shocking to know is that even in 1986, Ric Flair, at 36, was already thought of as the all-time greatest, before the famous Steamboat matches nearly 3 years later. And Hogan, at 32, before the record crowd in Michigan with Andre 7 months later, was already regarded as the biggest drawing card that ever lived. To read and learn about their lesser-known early career highlights is truly fascinating.

Aside from the stellar writing, Meltzer also deserves credit for having amazing psychic powers. Read, for example, his comments on these
unknowns:

-"Could be a future star but probably will never be a good worker."- on Blade Runner Rock a.k.a. Ultimate Warrior

-"What goes for Rock, basically goes for Sting. May also be a star of the future."- on Blade Runner Sting a.k.a. Sting

-"Benoit will turn into a super worker."- on rookie Chris Benoit, then 19 years old and under 170 lbs

-"Destined for superstardom. The guy simply has it all." - on rookie Owen Hart

-"One of the brightest young stars in the business and destined for major success." -on Shawn Michaels

There are also some funny ironies:

-"A favorite among younger fans as a stylish trend-setter." - on Riki Choshu

-"Definitely overexposed on television." - on Ric Flair

-"Has a thick, blown-up physique." - on Keiichi Yamada a.k.a. Jushin Liger

and my favorite...

-"He has a great wrestling mind. Unfortunately, he has a terrible wrestling body."- on Dusty Rhodes. At least that first part was true for a period of time, ending right about the time this book was released.

Highly praised performers include Flair, Bruiser Brody, Stan Hansen, Bobby Eaton, Ted DiBiase ("Rarely messes up a move"), Terry Gordy, Jim Cornette, and several others. Meltzer was heavily critical of Warlord, Junkyard Dog, George Steele, and is absolutely brutal on poor Kendall Windham. Shucks, nothing Kendall ever did was deserving of these harsh words. Ouch!

The only negative about the book was the durability of the binding. Since this classic has since been re-published in an updated format, that isn't a problem anymore.

I'd love to see Meltzer do another book like this. It won't happen, though, as such a project is a huge undertaking that time won't allow. At least we have this one, which is an absolute must-have for any fan of any age. You'll find yourself reading and re-reading this one for years to come.
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"Tributes" by Dave Meltzer

Publish Date: 2001

Rating: *****

I'm scared to think how the world would exist if Dave Meltzer and his Wrestling Observer Newsletter were never born. Thanks to him, the rich, fascinating history of pro wrestling has been exposed to a much wider audience who would otherwise be left with A&E's embarrassing biography on the subject and Vince McMahon's joke of a Hall of Fame.

I still don't know why wrestling history is ignored by today's promoters and fans, because as Meltzer reveals to us, wrestling's past is extremely decorated with sellout stadiums, sky-high TV ratings, and amazingly tough athletes, some of which date back to before the roaring 1920s. "Tributes" pays homage to many of the people who made those times flourish, and gave their lives to a business that, after all these decades, still commands little respect. For today's fans who have had the misfortune of not ever seeing many of these deceased fellows grapple, there's a whole lot to learn and admire about our fallen heroes. For today's top wrestling stars, some of the information here could save their lives.

While I couldn't be happier about the exposure "Tributes" will provide the masses, I can't help but be terribly saddened by many of the stories here. You see, a good percentage of the athletes presented in the book died long, long, LONG before they should have.

For the past several years, pro wrestlers have been dropping like flies, and almost everyone is afraid to admit it. Kudos to Meltzer for raising the issue, because since the time this book was published, even more stars are no longer with us. And if the lessons from "Tributes" had been learned, most of them could've been prevented.

The saddest story, of course, is that of the Von Erichs. In the early 1980s, Dallas was on fire with incredible ratings, groundbreaking interviews, elaborate ring entrances, and TV production values years ahead of their time. But to focus on nothing but that success is to live in Fantasy Land. Behind the curtain saw drugs, alcohol, and bad credit reports take the lives of 4 out of 5 Von Erich brothers. I repeat, 4 OUT OF 5 brothers are now dead. So is their father, and yet another little brother who was electrocuted as a child. And so is the villain the Von Erichs were feuding with on the other side of the ring.

Can you imagine the equivalent happening in football, music, or acting? There would be countless documentaries, motion pictures, and front page news stories about such a torn family. But in wrestling, there was relatively nothing. "Tributes" honors all these success stories, but also exposes the reality behind the fantasy and what we can learn from it.

The tragic stories don't end there. There is no shortage of young, promising superstars destroyed by one evil vice or another. There are the drug deaths (Brian Pillman, Eddie Gilbert, Louie Spicolli, Art Barr), freak accidents (Junkyard Dog, Owen Hart), health problems (Rick Rude, Yokozuna), murders (Bruiser Brody), steroids (Big John Studd), and many others too numerous to mention. Even worse are the dozens of deaths this book didn't have room for, and the deaths that occurred after it went to press.

As for the writing, it's excellent. With Meltzer, that is a given and saying is so stating the obvious and wasting space. If you're able to block out the sadness for a few minutes, you'll really enjoy this book. You'll read about:

-The undercard of the famous Sammartino-Zbysko match at Shea Stadium, in which 2 icons faced each other who would later go on to set the world indoor attendance record.

-What Andre the Giant told a famous NFL superstar backstage in the locker room that instilled fear in the footballer's eyes.

-A famous fight at a diner involving an old legend from the 50s and 60s, which lasted all of 1 punch.

-The record-breaking success of Junkyard Dog, before he ever set foot in the WWF.

-The "don't snitch" rule in wrestling that allowed a man in Puerto Rico to get away with murder.

-An assortment of pranks pulled by 2 famous high-flying jokesters who got their start in Calgary.

You get the idea. All these obits ran as first-run features in Meltzer's newsletter, were later published in an underground, under-published version of "Tributes," and are now fully produced in a snazzy, full-color book with some incredible photographs inside. You cannot call yourself a wrestling fan unless you own and have read this piece of art. I've been a happy subscriber for 10+ years and will remain one as long as it's around.

I just hope there will be no Volume 2, but again, thinking so would be living in Fantasy Land...
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REMEMBERING THE HEROES OF YESTERYEAR
(By Scott E. Williams, Galveston TX Daily News, March 7, 2002)

By almost any standard, now is not the best of times to be a wrestling fan.

Precisely one major wrestling company remains standing after a 20-year promotional war that claimed dozens of organizations, leaving fans with not much choice.

Pro wrestling has always been about looking ahead and promoting the next event, so paying attention to history has never been a priority.

For many fans that remember names like Bruiser Brody, The Junkyard Dog and The Fabulous Freebirds, looking back is much more fun. According to www.amazon.com’s numbers, many of the best-selling wrestling books deal with the grapplers of yesteryear.

Even fringe players are getting into the act. Missy Hyatt, perhaps best known as a valet for wrestlers "Hollywood" John Tatum and "Hot Stuff" Eddie Gilbert in the South during the 1980s, recently penned a book.

Her story is occasionally interesting, but pales next to biographies of former world champion Lou Thesz (whose career spanned from the 1930s to the 1980s) and the Dynamite Kid, who revolutionized high-flying wrestling in the early 1980s. Another great history book has just become available. The autobiography of Houston Wrestling promoter Paul Boesch, who passed away in 1989, is available from Minuteman Press Southwest in Houston. The book is a steal at $29.95. Call (713) 777-6977 for more information.

Ironically, the most modern medium has become a bastion of wrestling nostalgia. Numerous Web sites are devoted to pro wrestling of days gone by, when wrestling at least maintained the illusion of competition while weaving soap-opera stories into their athletic performances.

A few of these sites, most notably www.wrestlingclassics.com and www.kayfabememories.com, actually include contributions from wrestlers of bygone eras, which make for fascinating reading.

The latter site focuses on the mid-1960s to the late 1980s, a period in which wrestling was organized into tightly run territories.

Southeast Texas found itself at a crossroads of sorts, and played host to Southwest Championship Wrestling, World Class Championship Wrestling and Mid-South (later UWF) Wrestling through the years.

Site owner Vince Fahey, a fan since the 1980s, saw a lack of information about one of wrestling’s most important periods, and opened the site in June 2000.

"There was something about that era, where things made sense then, there was an integrity in a way, and a sense of fun and enjoyment we don’t have anymore," Fahey said.

The site’s name comes from the term "kayfabe," used to describe how people in the wrestling business were traditionally expected to "protect" it by treating it as a legitimate sport. That attitude is all but dead these days, for better or worse.

Fahey’s nonprofit site contains a collection of essays about the dozens of territories that used to dot the wrestling landscape, as well as reminisces from wrestlers active during that period.

One of the site’s most popular features is its message board, whose membership also includes a handful of current and former wrestlers. Unlike most wrestling message boards, the aim is not to give people a forum to rant about what they saw on last night’s episode of "Smackdown!," but to swap memories.

"The purpose of the message board is not only to share views, but to educate people, as corny as that sounds," Fahey said. "I even have been able to learn a lot of stuff from some of the people who post there."

The web site is not just for the readers, though, but also for its subjects, the wrestlers of an often-overlooked era.

"They wrecked their bodies, partially for our entertainment, and I wanted to let them see how fans appreciated them," Fahey said. "For many, they don’t see how fans still appreciate and care about them, and it’s firsthand storytelling from guys a lot of fans want to hear from."

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KOWALSKI'S NEW BOOK FEATURED AT CAC 2002

(For more on this little-known facet of "Killer" Kowalski's career, read John Powell's review at SLAM! Wrestling, a portion of which is below and the entirety of which is reached by clicking here.)

There is no doubt that Wladek "Killer" Kowalski is truly a living legend in the pro wrestling business. A Canadian trailblazer and a record-setter whose influence on the industry is as strong today as it ever was, Kowalski's success opened the door for his fellow countrymen to follow in his footsteps. Operating his world famous wrestling school (The Killer Kowalski Institute for Professional Wrestling) outside Boston, Massachusetts, Kowalski has passed on his knowledge, love and respect for pro wrestling to his students. Such big name stars as Triple H, Chyna,  Perry Saturn, Albert, John Kronus and the late, great, Big John Studd all got their start at Kowalski's Institute.

At the mere mention of his name, fans may have visions of the 6'6", 280-pound behemoth from Windsor, Ontario, kneedropping Yukon Eric and severing a piece of his ear thereby earning his gruesome nickname or mauling his opponents as he gave that trademark glower that would strike fear into the hearts of friends and foe alike. In a new video -- Killer Tales...Killer Pics -- and book -- Killer Pics -- another side of Kowalski is revealed. A side that may shock and surprise many who thought they knew the Canadian superstar. Most would never guess that the 'Killer' inside the ring was an imaginative and sensitive artist outside the ring.

At the height of his career in 1960 Kowalski bought a Hasselbad camera became a photography buff. What began as a hobby to document his travels around the world soon became a life-long passion. Both the new book and video document Kowalski's stunning work...with varying degrees of success.
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UNDER THE MAT 
(By George P. Schire, director, Cauliflower Alley Club)

(ED. NOTE -- Since this review was penned, Under the Mat, as a consequence of legal squabbling, is reportedly being pulled from the shelves. Those with copies best hang on to what might be the collector's item of the year.)

Over the last few years with the popularity of wrestling, it also has become popular for many of the wrestlers, promoters and historians in the business to publish a book, to "allegedly" tell the truth about the inside workings of the grunt and groan world. I personally have come to look at many of these "tell all" books as merely one person's perspective and viewpoint of a profession that is as unique as the wrestlers, promoters and fans who work and enjoy the business every day. And, with that thought in mind, I will state here that UNDER THE MAT by DIANA HART is a very captivating and insightful look through DIANA HART'S own eyes into the strange, wacky and exciting world of PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!

The book is subtitled, "Inside Wrestling's Greatest Family," and right off the bat, one could debate whether the Hart family is really, in fact, wrestling's greatest family. I mean, after all, there have been many "families" in the business over the years, and it could be debated for hours as to which family is actually the greatest.

As with any book, for me, the subject matter being written about has to be of personal interest. So, whatever your own personal interest or involvement in wrestling is, I would certainly encourage you to add this book to your personal library. Next, the cover of any book has to grab the reader, and UNDER THE MAT certainly does that. The jacket of the book depicts a wrestling ring (post) in a smoky, arena setting. Now, that alone, for any longtime follower of wrestling, should grab you right away. As the smoky arena was the way wrestling used to be, it can immediately send your mind into a nostalgic mode, to a time in wrestling before the modern-day, brightly-lit, high-tech and Pay-Per-View settings of the current product.

DIANA HART (pictured at right) had the right idea about introducing the reader (before the first chapter of the book) to her family, by presenting the "Hart Family Tree." One look at it, and you immediately realize that it was put in the book to help (the reader) connect all the characters and happenings as Diana tells her story. And then, right off the bat, Diana delivers a "drop kick" in the very first paragraph of Chapter One, by revealing the horrific way she was treated by her "former" husband/wrestler Davey Boy Smith. If her opening statement was meant to pull in her reader, it works! Reading on, in Chapter One, it becomes obvious, quickly, that Diana and Davey Boy had a marriage sharged together in Hell. Interestingly enough, Diana closes the book's final chapter with the ending of her marriage, and how, finally, she is able to better understand why she endured the pain and suffering she did during her marriage to Davey Boy.

The subtitle, "Inside Wrestling's Greatest Family," would lead you to believe (and hope) for some truly revealing "inside" stuff on the family. Though there are some minor references to Diana's growing-up years, and a few of her personal reflections and recollections, it (at least for me), leaves the reader wanting a little more than was offered. It is apparent from the onset of her story that she has felt that being the only girl in a male-dominated family has been her personal curse in life. And perhaps rightly so, but of course that is her perception. She will share with you a little background on each of her siblings and introduce you to their respective spouses or significant others. In doing so, I was left with the feeling that, in some cases, Diana was both jealous and proud, depending on what she shares with you. One thing that I think comes off strongly is that Diana loves her parents, and despite having to endure a plethora of characters around her while growing up, she feels that her mom and dad were good people. But, she does take her shots at them from time to time.

She reveals that her father was (in her eyes) a man who had strong convictions, and he led the family in a very strict "his way or the highway" environment. And you will learn (again, her opinion) who the family favorite was. I think that, in all families, it is assumed that someone is, for whatever reason, the favorite, and whether it is true or not is up to the individual offering the reasons for their thinking that.

The one thing that is most loudly delivered in the book is that Diana is lashing out at Davey Boy Smith and other family members regarding the way they treated and belittled her for so long. And it is perhaps her way of dealing with her life and a way to move on. For me, after each little tale Diana shares, I wanted to have the opportunity to hear the other side of the story, as we all know that there are always two sides to every story! One family member was Diana's personal favorite -- her brother Owen -- and she is trying every day to cope with his death. For those unfamiliar with the way Owen died, it is a strange and tragic story, and one that leaves Diana wanting to blame people. Again, perhaps her way of dealing with or accepting her loss.

The best way to sum up Diana's book is to remind the reader that, as in any family, if each of the family members were to write their own books, you would have many different perspectives of the same incidents and happenings. If you are involved in professional wrestling, or just an interested fan, UNDER THE MAT is an intriguing book that is one of the best published to date. I would certainly put it on your "must read" list! (ED. NOTE -- We certainly hope you got a copy before it went onto the black market.)


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IT'S TRUE! IT'S TRUE!
(By J Michael Kenyon, oldfallguy@hotmail.com)

Kurt Angle (pictured at left) admits, early on, in It’s True! It’s True!, that he’d be coaching high school wrestling somewhere in Pennsylvania, rather than enjoying the World Wrestling Federation spotlight, had he lost, not won, a split decision from his Iranian foe, Abbas Jadidi, in the Olympic Games 220-pound finale in 1996.

He also admits he’d never even watched a WWF match until turning on RAW one night in 1998. Just before that year ended, he was one – a professional wrestler – having signed a big-dollar pact with the WWF.

If you want to know a lot of details about Kurt’s life, his older brothers, his father’s death on a construction site, his high school and collegiate triumphs, his international amateur wrestling career, how he was once (falsely) accused of rape while in college, his marriage, etc., you’ll want to read It’s True! It True! It’s packed with that kind of stuff.

Warning: The book’s typography is maddening. It’s 250 pages (not counting all the glorious, WWF photographs so many will love) are DOUBLE-spaced. First off, this means the book is really only 125 pages. (Of course, if you can’t read, this is GOOD news. Although this is pure supposition on my part, there are doubtless many "sports entertainment" fans who find themselves in this category, and much prefer looking at pictures.)

Secondly, if you CAN read, double-spaced layouts are more difficult to traverse on a printed page (something about the distance the eye must travel).

The meat of the tome begins midway, when Angle’s 15 minutes of fame following Atlanta ’96 have run out. Because his brothers grew up with the Miller brothers (one of whom is the comedian Dennis; the other is high-powered Hollywood agent Jimmy), Jimmy Miller started trying to land the handsome Angle some film and/or TV roles. Angle opted for a job as weekend anchor for a Fox Network sports station in Pittsburgh. "It was pretty much a disaster," he says, then goes on to relate why.

Dave Hawk, an ex-body builder who became Angle’s agent, started pushing him toward a career as a pro wrestler (what "sports entertainers" were before Vincent K. McMahon surrendered to his considerable marketing instincts). Angle had done a celebrity gig as an ECW ring announcer, and didn’t like the crucifixion story line of a Sandman-Raven match. He told Paul E. Dangerously (then-ECW owner Paul Heyman) that he’d sue if the thing was ever shown on TV.

Eventually, though, Angle sees RAW, likes what he sees and tells us he became "addicted" to the program. So he starts calling up the WWF and pestering Jim Ross and Bruce Prichard for a job. That leads, eventually, to trainers like Dory Funk, Jr. and Tom Prichard. And a five-year contract, because the old pros liked what they saw in the eager, All-American boy that Angle obviously was.

Just three days later, Angle was in a dark match with Christian at a Boston house show.

Before the match Christian and I were setting up our moves. I told him I was kind of scared about going out there live.

"I’ve never done this before," I said. "I don’t know what to do."

"Don’t worry," he said. "I’ll talk to you."

Now, no one had ever said anything to me about talking in the ring. I had no idea what he meant.

"What do you mean you’ll talk to me?" I said. "You’re not allowed to talk to me. People are going to see you’re talking to me."

"No, they’re not," he said. "Don’t worry, you’ll know exactly what we’re doing the whole time. I’ll even tell you a few jokes."

Right about here, we learn how Angle’s cauliflower ear makes him almost completely deaf in his left ear. (Next time you see him and say hello, aim the words toward his right ear.) This is why Angle, when he does TV commentary, has a special headphones to allow both the director’s instructions and his broadcast partners’ comments to be heard in the same ear.

And it is why, during the "Six-Man Hell in the Cell" match at Armageddon (2000), The Rock lost his temper while Angle was choking him at one point, outside the ring.

He said something to me and I had my left ear toward him. I said, "What?" He said it again and I said, "What?" He did it a third time and I still didn’t hear him. Finally, he grabbed my head, turned it to the other side, and he said, "Throw me in the ring, you deaf son of a bitch."

More inside dope: Angle says that Bruce Baumgartner, the ageless amateur wrestling heavyweight champion with whom he trained and competed, has softened his Simon Pure attitude toward the pro game, after initially being against Angle joining the WWF.

"When he criticized at the time I joined, he just assumed that it was still like the old days, when they tried to tell people it was real competition," writes Angle (through his ghost writer, John Harper). "Once he saw it was sports entertainment, Bruce said he had no problem with what I was doing. He thinks it’s good for amateur wrestling, because people know me as a gold medalist and they see me wearing the USA stuff, so in a way I’m promoting our sport on national TV. Amateur wrestling needs that kind of exposure."

About this point, I was tempted to toss down the book and go watch some old Dick the Bruiser tapes. But I persisted, eager to learn whether Angle would acknowledge having been selected as a "Future Legend" award winner at the Cauliflower Alley Club’s Las Vegas reunion in February, 2000.

(Word of advice: While reading It’s True! It’s True!, don’t count on ghost Harper to figure out how many months transpired between December 1998 and Owen Hart’s accidental death in May 1999.)

Angle relates in some detail his training experiences with Randy Hales’ Power Pro Wrestling in Memphis and the early stages of his WWF career, including how McMahon arranged to turn him heel minutes into his first PPV match (1999 Survivor Series with Shawn Stasiak).

Then comes a pretty straightforward recitation about life as a WWF superstar. Angle describes a lot of the behind-the-scenes details, all manner of information that will fascinate the "sports entertainment" buffs who can read. (Again, if they can’t, there are lots of pictures of Kurt’s beautiful wife and his onetime WWF "flame," Stephanie McMahon. Women will, of course, be treated to gobs of photos of half-naked men with bulging muscles. Intergender freaks will have it both ways, per usual.)

There are intimate glimpses of promoter McMahon, behind the scenes, and of others, like road agents Pat Patterson (who accompanied Kurt to the CAC reunion banquet where he was honored) and Jerry Brisco.

But, alas, either Kurt forgot, or his ghostwriter thought it not important, to mention the CAC.

For some reason, on some level, that disturbs me.

*****

The Wrestling Observer's Tributes: Remembering Some of the World's Greatest Wrestlers

The first thing that strikes the reader about David Meltzer’s just-released, hardcover edition of Tributes is the notable photography of Dr. Michael Lano, George Napolitano and Bob Leonard … all CAC boosters and stalwarts. The second thing – and this always counts plenty for me when you’re purporting to write what amounts to a history book – is that it has a full index.

I mean, you can look in the back and see if your name is there before you buy the book.

Seriously, how many professional wrestling books down through the years, and they’ve been appearing regularly for more than a century, have had indexes? High marks, indeed, for Mr. Meltzer.

Tributes is the slick reincarnation of a collection of Wrestling Observer obituaries that, previously, was available in an economical, softcover form. The current edition is from the Winding Stair Press, an imprint of Stewart House Publishing, Inc., in Etobicoke, Ontario. (And why is that our neighbors to the north, all of a sudden, have taken a clear lead in the publishing of a worthwhile wrestling books? ECW Press in Toronto is another house doing good work, too.)

The photographs were not a part of the original Tributes, nor was the first-rate paper stock, but the price ($19.95 U.S., $29.95 Canadian) is a bargain. I can’t recall for sure, offhand, but I think the paperback, sans these lovely, evocative photos, went for $25 a copy, plus shipping and handling, from a Meltzer partner called Powerbomb Publications in North Carolina.

So, another first for Master David: A slick, fortified, hardcover edition that costs considerably less than the paperback. Whatever this new partnership with Live Audio Wrestling Inc. has going for it – and it has radio, a thriving web site and now books under the "Wrestling Observer" banner, including the U.S. edition of Tommy Billington’s Pure Dynamite – one can’t fault the pricing plan.

Now for the not-so-upbeat news.

Tributes contains rewritten and/or re-edited and updated versions of the special obituary issues of Meltzer’s Wrestling Observer newsletter, the "industry beacon," as some like to say. There are 20 of them and, sadly, the lineup has been changed from the original set of 20, which spanned wrestler deaths from Bruiser Brody (1988) to Junkyard Dog (1998).

Gone are Dick the Bruiser (!!), Dr. Jerry Graham, Dick Murdoch and Paul Boesch, among others, replaced by Gordon Solie, Jumbo Tsuruta, Shohei (Giant) Baba, Yokozuna, Rick Rude and Owen Hart.

The loss of the Bruiser, Graham and Boesch "tributes," in particular, tend to telescope the range of wrestling history – already in short supply – spanned by the book. Whatever may be Meltzer’s strengths – an abundantly exuberant Japanese journalist once called him "the world champion of sportswriters" – anything before 1980 is mostly uncharted territory. Hence, the loss of the Boesch segment and the absence of "tributes" to seminal figures in the game’s history as Sam Muchnick, Bobo Brazil, Sky Low Low, Danny McShain and Johnny Valentine – all lost to us in the last few years -- is lamentable.

"I'm very happy to be able to get involved with what hopefully will be a series of books that will make people understand the real world of pro wrestling and its rich history that has largely been forgotten," says Meltzer in the press release announcing the new publishing lash-up." (The italics are mine.)

If you can launch your series of books devoted, in part, to pro wrestling’s "rich history" and leave out Dick the Bruiser (for Rick Rude?), you may be assured that the modern, "sports entertainment" fan will NEVER hear tell of the French Angel, "Wild Bill" Longson, Man Mountain Dean, Mildred Burke, Jim Londos, "Strangler" Lewis and other, REAL titans (to snitch a word from Vince’s lexicon) of the business. I hope I’m wrong, but "pro wrestling" for these guys may go no farther back into the cobwebs than Gorgeous George.

Of course, when you consider McMahon’s WWF audience for today – people who know full well the true meaning of "card subject to change" and who nevertheless cough up $30 ringside for shows topped by Edge-Christian matches (main event for weekend house shows in Florida) – the strategy is simple. We can only pray that Meltzer’s next book will not have a picture of William Regal kissing Vince’s bare butt on the cover.

Ah, but I digress. Let’s do a little exploring through the pages of the current tome. And, right off, we ha